Buffy the Vampire Slayer

2003-02-23T18:49:00.000-05:00

"you're supposed to be all go throughable!"
"so what the hell did you tackle me for? what the hell's that supposed to do?"
"oh yeah. i didn't think of that"
"more importantly you hit me!"

2003-02-18T21:01:00.000-05:00

"Hey I suck at Latin ok but hey I'm in control open up the portal now ok????"~ Willow

"So far we know jack about squat. Let's start from there."~Xander

"Get up, get out, get drunk. Repeat as needed."~Spike

2002-10-18T04:08:00.000-04:00

"I plan to get killed by a vampire then come back and bite you."~Dawn

"Is there anything you don't know everything about?"
"I just wanna be Willow."
~Willow

"If at first you don't succeed - Cheat."~Buffy

2002-10-18T04:07:00.000-04:00

"I altered his reality!" ~Xander

"So none of us are real. Just figments of her funny farm delusion."~Spike

"It went boom twice but then I got it."~Willow

"You never stopped coming through."~Buffy to Willow, about her insane spells.

2002-10-18T04:05:00.000-04:00

"Maybe he'll save us with Santa's magic sleigh!" ~ Jonathan

"It's too strong. There's no coming back from it."~Xander
"I'm not coming back."~Willow

"Some day, she'll tell you." ~Cassie

"Hey, it's me." ~Willow, at Tara's grave

2002-10-18T04:00:00.000-04:00

"If I don't move, if I don't think, if I don't listen to the voices then it won't hurt. As much."

"Don't leave me. Stay here and help me be quiet."
~Spike

2002-07-29T23:11:00.000-04:00

"How will Willow be able to live with herself?"~Giles
"Willow doesn't live here anymore."~Dark MagicWillow

"It's just Willow!"~Jonathan
(a semi slams into the back of their car)
"What was that?!?!"Jonathan
"Just Willow."~ Xander

"I could smack you so hard your eyeballs switch sockets."
"Willow will make you two boneless chickens skinless too."
"Wiccapalooza"
"Thanks allready got the memo."
"I think Willow's in her own league dabble boy."~Xander

"I can't hurt you so I'll have to settle for hating you."~Anya

"The truth can be kinda rough....if you're not me."~Dark Magic Willow

"I said I don't want to. I didn't say I wouldn't."~Buffy to DMW about fighting her

"Buffy can handle her."~Xander, about DMW
"Are you sure?"~Dawn
"No. That's why we're leaving."~X

"You need to get every inch of your ass kicked."~DMW
"Show me what you got. And I'll show you what a slayer really is."~B

"There's no one in the world who can stop me now."~DMW
"I'd like to test that theory."~Giles, as he shows up out of the blue

"I can list the ways that could go wrong."~B

"She's only my best friend! Glad I could help!"~X, as everyone takes off to go help Willow and he's stuck with the dead car.

"You are sadness prosonified."
"Maybe he'll come bail you out in Santa's magic sleigh."~Jonathan

"What's coming?"~cop
"One of the many things in this world you're not ready to deal with."Anya, referring to DMW

"Run and hide that's your brilliant plan??!!"~Anya

"If you don't stop boys I'm going to pull this car over and let you walk to your painful deaths!!"~X, to Andrew and Jonathan who are fighting in the back seat

2002-07-29T22:57:00.000-04:00

"Poor Watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea cuppa tea almost got shagged cuppa tea?"
"Someday, he'll be a real boy."
"You will never be just friends. You two will love eachother and hate eachother till the end of time. But you will never be "just friends"".
"Will you protect her?"~Buffy
"Till the end of time."
"Someone's in the ceiling."
(all Spike unless other wise indicated.)

2002-07-29T22:53:00.000-04:00

"Bullocks. It was a bloody revelation!"~Spike

2002-07-29T22:52:00.000-04:00

"You don't magic to be special." ~Buffy
"Oh really? Without it I'm just "some" girl." ~Willow

2002-07-29T22:51:00.000-04:00

"Again I say huh?" ~Xander

2002-07-17T20:32:00.000-04:00

"Hey Black-Eyed Girl whatcha up to? You may be uber witch but this carpenter can drywall you into the next century."~Xander
"You can't stop me!"~Willow
"Yeah I get that. But you've been my best friend all my life. And if it's gonna end (the world) then this is where I want to be. Here, with you....No matter what you look like or what you do, at the end of the day I still wanna hang with you... I still remember the first day of kindergarten when you cried because you broke the yellow crayon and you didn't want anyone to know... I love crayon breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow..It doesn't matter. I'll still love you."~Xander

2002-07-17T20:26:00.000-04:00

"I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it!" ~Spike